We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)

[Both]
We'll never have problems again
It's only smooth, smooth sailing from now on, oh oh!
We'll never have problems again
We used to have problems, but now they're gone, phew!

[Both, Rebecca, Josh]
Do you remember back when we had problems?
Oh man, that was annoying!
But now our love has magically solved them
And there won't be any more in our future at all

Okay, so you guys are like super delusional
Ugh, go away, Heather!
Yeah, get out!
Fine, I guess I'll just Soul Train outta here, losers

[Both, Rebecca, Josh]
We'll never have problems again!
Now everyone will know that our love in undying
We'll never have problems again!
No more nights of randomly crying!

[Rebecca & Josh]
We'll never worry about paying the bills
The only money we need is sunset!
If we feel like we've run out of thrills
Hey look! Another sunset!
We don't need gasoline
Our car will run on love!
Elon Musk is developing that kind of car
The first test failed but that's 'cause it wasn't true love

[Both, Rebecca]
They say obsession biologically lasts four years at most
But science doesn't apply to us!
Some say we're all repeating patterns taught by our parents
But that's just -

No
That's not
That's not a thing!
No, it's not
No, no

[Both]
We'll never have problems again
No more ups and downs
It's just ups and ups and ups
We'll never have problems again
Our love has made us totes invincible

[Rebecca]
I've been cynical most of my life and everything's fallen flat
Now for once the situation's a lot less nuanced than that

[Both]
We're problem free!
That's you and me!
We're problem free!
That's you and me!

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