Maybe This Dream

When I was a little girl
I felt like a princess
So naive and full of hope
I thought my dreams would come true
But then as I grew
The world was all like, nope
But this time, maybe

Maybe this dream
Won't lead to disgrace!
Maybe this dream
Is in reach!

Maybe this dream
Won't poop on my face!
Like at a seagull
At the beach!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like my wedding
The organ played
There goes the bride!
I came back

Maybe this dream
Won't be like some maggots
Feasting on the rotting
Deer carcass of my pride!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like my vibrator
Breaking when I need it most!

Tim
Tweedle-deedle-dee!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like Ebola
Eating the flesh of its host!

Jim
Tweedle-deedle-doo!

Paula
Maybe this dream
Won't be like when I go running
And I have to take a dump
So I have to rush home
Plus I also have my period
So I have menstrual cramps
Plus dump cramps

And as I run frantically
I pee just a little
Because I've had two babies
So by the time I get home
My undies smell like
A sewer rat!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like that!

Maybe this dream
Will finally make me feel
Like I deserve
A dream