Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All

I used to think my mother was the worst
That if she didn't kill me, I'd kill her first
But now birds are singing, the flowers are pink
Yes, spring is here, 'cause I'm starting to think
That maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all

Maybe maybe
Maybe maybe baby, baby
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
Maybe maybe
She's nicer to her baby

I don't want to bash her head in with this cup
It may sound harsh, but that's a huge step up
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
I still hate her, don't get me wrong

(Really hate her, genuinely hate her)
But it's more like the way normal girls hate their moms
(Every daughter kinda hates their mom)

All I ever prayed for every day
Was to resent my mother in a regular way
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
Sit beside her
So weird you lived inside her
Maybe old age has tamed this witch and made her a doll

(But like one of those evil haunted dolls)
She's being so nice, it fills my soul
For once, I don't want her to have a cancerous mole
(Dark!)
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all

I know it sounds like I'm falling in love (in love!)
Well, when we're finding a mate
It's our parents we're thinking of (thinking of!)

My relationship with her was my first failed romance
And now finally, the cute boy's asking me to dance
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
Say yes
It's time to acquiesce

Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
Since you were born
She never made you popcorn
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all