Hard Hearted Hannah

In old Savannah
Yeah, I said Savannah
The weather there is nice and warm
'Cause the climate's of a Southern brand

But here's something I don't understand
They got them a girl there
A real pretty girl there
Who's colder than an arctic storm

She's got a heart just like a stone
Even ice men leave her alone
They call her

Hard-hearted Hannah
The vamp of Savannah
The meanest girl in town
Leather is tough, but Hannah's heart is tougher

She's a girl who loves to see men suffer
To tease 'em and thrill 'em
To torture and kill 'em
Is her delight, they say

Well I saw her at the seashore with a great big pan
There was Hannah, pouring water on a poor old drowning man
She's hard-hearted Hannah
The vamp of Savannah, GA

You oughta see her
I tell you, you oughta see her
Outside she's just as soft as silk
But socially she's hard as nails

She's just a girl who hates the males
And when she's nasty
Oh boy, when she's nasty
Well, she's just about as sweet as sour milk
There's nothing she likes better than
Feeding poisoned food to a man

They call her
Hard-hearted Hannah
The vamp of Savannah
The meanest girl in town
And now you can talk about your cold and refrigerating mamas

Brother, she's the polar bear's pajamas
To tease 'em and thrill 'em
To torture and kill 'em
Is her delight, they all say

Now an evening spent with Hannah
Sitting right there on your knees
Is like traveling through Alaska in your beat up BVDs
She's Hannah and if you need more proof

In July she cooled a cat on a hot tin roof
She's hard-hearted Hannah
The vamp of Savannah, GA