Do This Thing

Yo yo, Mathletes State Championship, what
First female ever on the team, what
A boxed lunch will be provided
What

I can do this, always could
And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
The monster inside needs to be released
Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast

Gotta earn some respect
Grab that big brass ring
Let's do this thing
Let's do this thing!

You're gonna roll up, stylin'
Leather on your sleeve
All-state champion, better believe
Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
All you can solve's the problem in front of you
High school's a four year social curse
But math's the foundation of the

Universe!
So sick of plucking that second string
Then let's
Beep!
Do this thing!

Do this thing!
Do this thing!

I'm no plastic
No!
I'm no bitch
No!

I'm a lean mean math machine
On a mission
I lost what I lost
Gotta start brand new

Go all in for the win
With a chill, dope crew
Gotta kick off the dust

I got schquillz to thrill
Schquillz!
Let's do this thing!
Let's do this thing!

Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one
Please solve for

[KEVIN:]
X equals two
[MARYMOUNT #1:]
THE RATE IS TWO, PI
[ROWAN:]
X is greater than the value of Y
[MARWAN:]
Both polynomials are second degree
So the asymptote is at Y equals three
[MARYMOUNT #2:]
Function X equals M, X, plus C
[KEVIN:]
The derivative of F at argument Z
[MARYMOUNT #3:]
Negative four
[CADY:]
Negative two
[MARYMOUNT #1:]
The slope is zero
[CAROLINE KRAFFT:]
The answer is true
[MARYMOUNT #3:]
One point of inflection
[KEVIN:]
Twenty-nine!
[CADY:]
Four is the slope of the tangent line!

[ADJUDICATOR:]
We have a tie
We move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose their opponent
Marymount, who do you select?
[MARYMOUNT #1:]
We pick the girl
[KEVIN:]
We pick the girl too
[CADY:]
Nice to meet you
[CAROLINE KRAFFT:]
You're going down, slut
[CADY:]
What? No

If we break, from this crap
Then the answers land in our lap
Don't be scared, just persist
Then our limit does not exist
No, the limit does not exist!

[ADJUDICATOR:]
Our new state champion, North Shore Mathletes!

[KEVIN:]
Oh, yeah
You like that, Marymount?!

[CADY & MS. NORBURY:]
'Cause don't it feel good
To have got this far?
It's not something you did
Not the girl you are
You can hear the fear
Upon your heart just sayin'
"Just do your thing"

[AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN:]
All you solve's the problem in front of you
[CADY & MS. NORBURY:]
Do your thing
[CADY, MS. NORBURY, AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN:]
Living for me, not living for none of you
Do! Your! Thing!
Do your thing!