I’m So Good At Yoga

We are in a yoga class
Now is the time to let your mind go blank
And focus instead on how awesome
The yoga teacher is

Look at me, look at me
I'm so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I'm so good at yoga

Exhale on another sigh

[Class]
Rebecca sucks

[Valencia]
I do stuff with my body
That no human should be able to do
Like putting my face behind my knees
Turning my hand into a shoe
As the morning Sun kisses a lotus
I kiss my own hoo-ha
Can you do that?
Greet each day, Namastê
Screw you, you're fat

Look at me, look at me
I'm so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I'm so good at yoga

[Class]
Look at her, look at her
Look at her, look at her

[Valencia]
I'm so much better than you

I'm not afraid to get tattoos
And they are all in Sanskrit (panther!)
Butt stuff doesn't hurt at all
Most times I prefer it

That's what this tattoo says

[Class]
Look at her, look at her

[Valencia]
I'm so good at yoga

[Class]
Look at her, look at her

[Valencia]
I orgasm instantly

[Class]
Look at her, look at her

[Valencia]
I'm not afraid of clowns and trains

[Class]
Look at her, look at her

[Valencia]
My father didn't leave me

[Valencia & Class]
Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah
Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah (boom!)
Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah
Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah (boom!)

[Valencia]
I'm so good at yoga