I Gave You a UTI

[Greg]
What's that burnin' feelin'
Every time you pee?
Well, that's how it goes
After you have so
Much awesome sex with me!

I gave you
A UTI!
Yeah, I gave you
A UTI!

My sweet love injection
Caused a urinary tract infection!
I'm just that good
I didn't even try, try, try
I gave you a UTI!

[Rebecca]
Okay, so it's not really a comment
On the quality of the sex as much
As a lot of sex has been happening
And there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria

[Greg]
Don't ruin this for me!

That bladder inflammation
Is my little gift to you!
Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication
After what I put them through!

C'mon, sing with me!

[Rebecca]
No, I'm not gonna do that

[Greg]
I gave you
I gave you
A UTI
A UTI!
Yeah, I gave you
I gave you
A UTI
A UTI!

I'm so good at sex
Your maidenship got wrecked!
My penis is the reason you may die, die, die!
I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy
'Cause I know just what you like
But you should know for a week or so
You won't be able to ride a bike!

I'm sorry if you have to cancel that spin class
I'll pay the cancellation fee because
I know a lot of times
You have to book the specific bike in advance
Anyway

I gave you
I gave you
A UTI
A UTI!
Not an STD
No STDs!
Just to clarify

If it hurts to take a leak
Well, that's just part of my technique
What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI?
This guy!
I gave you a UT
I gave you a UT
I gave you
A U
T
I!