Musical Fiction

There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer
And he sat there with a frown
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day
So things were not okay

So he got himself a Lyft without any hesitation
Driver said: Where are you going?
I don't have a destination
He said: I know a nice bar that has great booze
I don't have nothing to lose

So he got out of the car and made his way inside the bar
The drive out the window, yelled
Please, give me five stars
He then sat down to get a drink
From the bartender by the sink
That's when he saw the very thing
That changed his whole reality

And, oh
It was the prettiest face in the world
She was unlike any other girl
She smiled, and her teeth were white as pearls
Oh, yeah, unlike any other girl

So he got up from his seat
Because his heart skipped a beat
It was time to change his day
He knew just the thing to say
He said: Hey
She said: Hey
He said: Hey
He said: Sorry to interrupt

Robert walked back to his seat
As he accepted his defeat
Then he finished up his beer
As he lost all of his cheer
Then he felt a hand upon his shoulder
As the air grew even colder
She said before he drank another
Sorry about what happened with my brother
I thought that was your man
It's just my brother Dan
Hey, Dan
Hey, man
So he got right up off of his chair
Ran his fingers through her hair and

There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer
And he sat there with a frown
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day
But things will be okay