Tooth Fairy

Floating in the night on your butterfly wings
Sneaking in the room while the infant is asleep
Eye for an eye, coin for a tooth
Tooth Fairy, do you know
The financial impact of your deeds?

Did anybody tell you that by inflating money supply
You're distorting the structure of production?
Did anybody tell you that P*Q=M*V
You're responsible for the rise of the interest rates!

Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary
Like a helicopter drop
Your donations push up aggregate demand
Thanks to a higher MPC
Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy
Stop it! In the name of the Central Bank!

There's no such thing as a risk-free asset
When you are around
The Wall street journal sharply criticized
Your expansionary policies
The FED chairman Yellen claims
That you're breaking your mandate
Tooth fairy, you are fucking anticonstitutional!

Did you know the treasury is emitting
CPI-indexed bonds
To counteract your inflationary pressure
Your plan to destabilize the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela
With double digit inflation
Is now public domain

Tooth Fairy
Your policies are inflationary
Like a helicopter drop
Your donations push up aggregate demand
Thanks to a higher MPC
Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy
Stop it! In the name of the Philip's curve

Mario Dragons already stated
He'll do everything it takes
To shield the Eurozone from your speculative attack!

You are committed to higher inflation rates
Why, oh why?
The Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman
Is on your side!

QE1 QE2, the lender of last resort is you
QE3 QE4, increase M1 even more!

You bail out children
By buying their junk teeth at face value
You're the TARP of the human body!

Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary
Like a helicopter drop
Your donations push up aggregate demand
Thanks to a higher MPC
Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy
Stop it! In the name of the Taylor's rule