I Only do Push-Ups When I'm Drunk (Drinking Lonely)

Self-medicated, self-diagnosed, self-frustrated
Every fight I instigated (with myself!)
Every night I'm undefeated (world champ!)

So take a sip (take a sip)
Take a drag (take a drag)
Take a rip
Yee-haw, hell yeah! (woo!)
I feel kinda bad

I messed up
Escape myself when I'm drunk
Throw up all my bad luck
Forget my regrets
I'm no fun when I'm sober
My life is a hangover
So I'll pour me another
Drown my feelings again and again and again

Woke up on the couch with a dirty mouth
I hate it so much when I do that
I hate me so much when I do that
Pull a 30 rack from undеr my bed and

So take a sip (take a sip!)
Takе a drag (take a drag!)
Take a rip
Yee-haw, hell yeah! (woo!)
I feel kinda bad
I messed up
Escape myself when I'm drunk
Throw up all my bad luck
Forget my regrets
I'm no fun when I'm sober
My life is a hangover
So I'll pour me another
Drown my feelings again and again and again

Empties on my bed
Beer stains on my desk
I'm a mess
But no problems with drinking lonely
Sleep until I'm dead
Problems in my head, I guess
But no problems with drinking lonely
Empties on my bed
Beer stains on my desk
I'm a mess
But no problems with drinking lonely
Sleep until I'm dead
Problems in my head I guess
But no problems with drinking lonely
Empties on my bed
Beer stains on my desk
I'm a mess
But no problems with drinking lonely
Sleep until I'm dead
Problems in my head I guess
But no problems with drinking lonely

I messed up
Escape myself when I'm drunk
Throw up all my bad luck
Forget my regrets
I'm no fun when I'm sober
My life is a hangover
So I'll pour me another
Drown my feelings again and again and again