Goth Is The New Black

I’ve got a black shirt
Black nails, and a black heart
I even have the newest pair of trippp pants
In my shopping cart
Black pants, black socks, and black kicks
I bet you didn’t know
That Edgar Allen Poe is my side-chick

My parents don’t get me
And my teachers are lame
Yeah, no one understands me
That’s why I always complain
My life is black, like my coffee
And if you talk shit to me
I’ll get your face and I’ll scream RAWR XD

You think you’re hardcore
But you don't even smoke cigarettes
You think you’re tough
But just look at the way you dress
I don’t wanna hear about it
So just drop it
I’ll take you on a journey
At your nearest hawt topic

We’ll buy you lots of emo band tees
And some color for your hair
You’ll get lots of attention
So many people will stare
Throw away all your stuff
With color that you’re not gonna miss
Now you can be just like the rest of us
A non-conformist

I talk about it everywhere I go
I sleep in a casket
That’s where I scream and moan
I'm pretty sure I'm a vampire
It’s really all I desire

I'm not really one for attention
But I will make a scene
I’d rather be alone
That’s why I'm always at the mall with my friends
We never go out in public
That’s why we’re always in public
Wait... That can't be right
What. The. Fuck

You think you’re hardcore
But you don't even smoke cigarettes
You think you’re tough
But just look at the way you dress
I don’t wanna hear about it
So just drop it
I’ll take you on a journey
At your nearest hawt topic

We’ll buy you lots of emo band tees
And some color for your hair
You’ll get lots of attention
So many people will stare
Throw away all your stuff
With color that you’re not gonna miss
Now you can be just like the rest of us
A non-conformist