No Place Like (Not Being) Home

It's so strange, but I guess I'm coming home again
Nothing's changed and I'll never be alone again
It's insane how I never felt like I was gone
I get down and I turn the television on

I count the road signs I don't wanna pass
Then I start drinking and I act like an ass
I need some space, won't you leave me alone
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like

I feel fine as I sit in Minneapolis
That's a lie, she's crying, how are you okay with this?
I stand outside 'til my face starts to freeze
I drink another 'til she's all that I see

I feel sick as I'm driving into Illinois
Is this it? Am I gonna die? I'm paranoid
I need the back row, that's all I have
I blow my nose into a Taco Bell bag

Then I start drinking and I act like an ass
I count the road signs I don't wanna pass
I need some space, won't you leave me alone
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like

I'm like a corpse as I walk through the door
I leave my bags and my shit on the floor
Ten thousand miles couldn't take you from me
I close my eyes and I'm finally asleep

I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like not being home
I guess there's no place like