The Competition

[Narrator]
Randomboy was the last represent
He stepped forward as cool, calm and collected as ever

[Randomboy]
Yo, two one check mic
Uh, watch me spark my verse
By kicking my opening line in reverse for these customers
Could I interest you in a little shot of neuro-linguistic programming
Woah, this beat is banging

Oh, let me not leave you hanging
Right now you feeling very very lovely
You're bouncing around all lively and bubbly, it might very well be something
I said that got you all super-charged like this
Bouncing up and down like a bunch of grass-hoppers

The one observing the crowd like an antropologist
From inside this big old megalopolith
Is trying his best to help you all feel marvellous
So if you're not feeling this I'm not sure what the problem is

Uh

The crowd erupted magnificently
There was absolutely no doubt at all who the winner was
Shabang then activated a special complimentary multi-line upgrade
And randomboy found himself met by a gorgeous floating ovation
The temporary upgrade began to wear off gently
As randomboy rose up above the masses
All the way up, into shebang's enormous luxury cruiser
The cruiser then set off towards randomboy's new mystery destination