Stupid Nintendo Games

Over 15000 games to try
To discuss and later shelf
The consistency, alphabetically
And Player's Choice can go to hell
The size and shapes of disks and cards
For an hour so I'll talk
I swipe right on them
Till both my thumbs are stems
'Cause every day is Fat Tuesday in my eyes

The world doesn't get my passion
They all think Wii Play Motion is a sin
But it's their loss for they
Got no spare time to waste
This is something I know we should all embrace

I'm on a quest
To address all the requests
Please understand this kind of stuff is virgin-etic cache
You have been blessed with time to rest
I've got a lot to undress
You don't need sex
This is better anyways
Stupid Nintendo games!

It may be hard to find a place to start, so might I suggest?
Not that
May I suggest a Geist to start things out
Then moving on to Pac'N Roll
Lost in Blue and Tetris 2
Or whatever's left at Kohl's
Nigel Mansell's plus Clubhouse Games
Name a better pair to taste
If you said Madden 09 and skin
Get the fuck out of my face

Please tell my that you understand
As a vegan, this fits my diet plan
They make for great Target practice
As long as I don't having sex
You didn't tell me this one was fucking Gex!

I shouldn't dwell (I shouldn't dwell)
I've got no sex to sell
Take 'em all and distribute 'em
And you're spreading Wii Play
It's a swell these extra copied extra ban you from hell
I've got a Flingsmash to play every single day
Stupid Nintendo Games!

I muss confess (I muss confess)
I might be slightly obsessed
How could I not be?
Have you've seen these?
I've got no shame to blame
If you're down and you feeling blue
And life craps in around you
There's a solution for all
That pollution diluting your brain

Stupid Nintendo games!

Who wants to compare pens?