Baldi's Big Zoo: a Baldi's Basics Song

Welcome to my zoo!
Let's see if we can name all the animals!
This is a lion, it likes to roar!
This is a tiger, its tail is sore
This hungry hippo would like some more
And they're all in Baldi's Big Zoo!
Who wants to try next?
Ooh, me! I want to name some animals!
This is cheetah, it likes to run!
This little otter just loves the Sun!
This is a lemur, it has a gun!
And they're all in Baldi's Big Zoo!

That's it, just name the animals?
That's right!
Okay, let's see
This is a parrot and some can talk!
This is a panda eating bamboo stalks!
This is a-
Uhh, what is that?
He doesn't know his animals!
What?!
Your parents will hear about this one
I know tons of animals, I just don't know that animal!
That's an Orangnuropteraptorpus!
That is a load of
I get angrier for each animal you don't know!
It's okay
Maybe 1st Prize can help you!

Yeah, I doubt that!
This big bouine is a yak
This little chicken tends to quack
This sea monster wants a snack
And I will hug a moose!
Is anyone planning to stop him?
Mr. Baldi, It's a Bully hasn't gone yet!
This is a fish and this is a bird
And this is a tree and this is a turd
And this is a rock
Oh, this is absurd!

He doesn't know his animals either!
Which probably won't be useful later in life anyway
No punching students in the halls!
No picking noses in the halls!
No taking selfies in the halls!
There's no halls in Baldi's Big Zoo!
When will you learn?
Wuh-oh!

Time to sweep on outta here!
We can't leave until everyone knows their animals!
This is a tortoise, it has a shell!
This is a tyrannosaurus, as far as I can tell
This abomination was made in hell!
Great job!
And they're all in Baldi's Big Zoo!