Me Against Madonna

All the people in my crew
Are really young and I am too

Hey Britney
Oh no, she's here!
Hey, you wanna hang out?
Sorry, I'm kinda busy right now
At a club?
Bye!

She's always there
Every time I turn around
Her creepy stare
That died old lady disco sound
She follows me
A desperation I can't take
Keeps calling me
She's worse than Justin Timberlake

Every since I kissed her
She's been on me like a mister
I don't need another mother
Why she just won't leave me alone (hey)
She won't leave me alone (hey, leave me alone)

I don't wanna knock her
But she's a crazy sucker
I wish she'd take her walker
And just go to her home
Bitch, leave me alone

Hey, hey, hey
Why you won't give me some space
I just really had to see ya
Can't you get out of my face
I have got a great idea
It's a sexy video
No, I really do not wanna
Be my bitch, I'll be your hoe
I'm not crazy like you, Madonna

Hey Britney
I need some help with my career
Look at my can and look where I stick it
I'm desperate
That's why sometimes I pretend I'm queer
It was in my pants
Who wants to lick it

Get on the swing (hum)
Try not to hear (come on)
Spread your legs (yeah)
Raw in the leaves

I need some of your young blood
This will fill my hunger
My last CD was a trunk
I need to be younger
All your youth and energy
Please I really need it
Now expose your neck to me
With my teeths I'll eat it

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