Don't Take The Kids From Me

I was miss preteen wet dream
When i was 17
I lip sanch and
Pretended to sing
Got breast implants
And a wedding ring

Then i flashed all my privates they put pictures
in the magazines

Don't take the kids from me
Don't take the kids from me

I started hittin the bottle
Lost all the titles of role model
Hitched in vegas
Forgot it
Did all the things that i wanted

And with a kid in the car dont need a seatbelt
Or protection
Don't take the kids from me
Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses lifestyles of the hicks and trailers
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses oh my god that hair she shaved it
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses now i have a double chin
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses don't we miss when she was thin
Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses don't take the kids from me
Try then pissin me off
I'll take an umbrella to your car
Just try flippin me off

And now were gonna make a scene
And i wont show up to court
Now are you sure u'll take the kids from me

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses most likely to walk around naked in the shoppin mall
Doesn't matter cuz i'll do a line or two to forget it all
No wonder theres panic in the industry i mean please

Don't take the kids from me
Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses lifestyles of the hicks and trailers
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses oh my god that hair she shaved it
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses now i have a double chin
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses don't we miss when she was thin
Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses preteen wet dream
When i was seventeen
It matters when i walk with barefeet
And leave my kids with whomevers free

Aren't they sick of the pictures of my privates in the magazines.