If I Ruled The World

If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world, ruled the world, ruled the world

I’d give the power to the people
Everybody would be equal
Fight club would have a sequel and my rent would be much cheaper
Jenny wouldn’t hate her figure when she’s small or when she’s bigger
She’d be kissin’ on the mirror and the wifi would be quicker
Everybody would recycle fewer cars and more bicycles
No more fighting for survival, you would hear this song on vinyl

If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world, ruled the world, ruled the world
If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world, ruled the world, ruled the world

You’d see a doctor if you’re sick
Mary, don’t you worry ‘bout it
Cuz they’ll be no crazy bill
No more thousand-dollar pills
And age would be a source of pride
You’ve got beautiful laugh lines
9-5 includes your nap time
And there’d be ted talks at half time
All the sexist, racist, bandits would be sent off for rehabbin’
And instead of feeding fear, we’d be feeding half the planet, damnit

If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world, ruled the world, ruled the world
If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world, ruled the world, ruled the world

If I ruled, it would be less about me more about you
More about you
If I ruled, it would be less about me more about you
More about you

We’d be kind to refugees, plant more trees in inner cities
We’d bus kids to see the ocean, some kids never see the ocean
I’d make news more beneficial, I’d make every driver signal
Only love is my objective, only love is my perspective
I’d keep music in the schools, and hear every point of view
If I ruled, it would be less about me
More about you

If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world, ruled the world, ruled the world
If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world, ruled the world, ruled the world
If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world, ruled the world, ruled the world