Every Song's a Drinkin' Song

Every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed
You don't have to wait on Hank
If you want to raise your glass
'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

We got lovers without lovers
And broken-hearted brothers
And bad mother-truckers gettin' high
The cowboys wanted Jones
And the bikers, The Rolling Stones
Then the bartender said "There ain't no need to fight"

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed
You don't have to wait on Cash
If you're just here to get trashed
'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

Ah, the jukebox, it ain't choosy
Me neither when I'm boozy
Here's a quarter, go on and put on what you want
Oh, if you got a grievance
Just save it, we don't need it
Just shut up and help us all just sing along
'Cause who here doesn't love a Hank Junior song?

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed
You don't have to wait on Nelson
If you're trying to raise some hell, son
'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

(Come on boys, let's go to the bar, I need a drink!)
(Make it a double)

You don't have to wait on Dwight
If you're trying to get right
'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
You don't have to wait on Cline
If you just want some more wine
'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'