If there was a zombie apocalypse i'd let my dog eat me

If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog eat me

I'd start with the thighs, where the fatty part lies
Thick thighs save lives! Quite literally this time
My flesh will taste okay
My dog will eat the pain away
Cause the whole world is dying
and I'm tired of surviving

If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog eat me
The situation's dire
and my house is on fire!
but at least she'd be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog eat me
There are zombies full of lead
and my friends are all dead!
but at least she'd be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse
If there was a
if there was a
if there was a
If there was a zombie apocalypse

If there was a zombie apocalypse
(toast nya)
if there was a
if there was a
If there was a zombie apocalypse

Temmie!

I wish I had more time
But there goes my spine
I'm not alone
because she's chewing my bones
my body's bleeding out
she's eaten half my torso now
think I'm losing my eyesight
I've been here all night

If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog eat me
The situation's dire
and my house is on fire!
but at least she'd be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog eat me
There are zombies full of lead
and my friends are all dead!
but at least she'd be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse
if there was a
if there was a
If there was a zombie apocalypse

If there was a zombie apocalypse
(toast nya)

if there was a
if there was a
If there was a zombie apocalypse

If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog eat me
The situation's dire
and my house is on fire
but at least she'd be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog eat me
(toast nya)
There are zombies full of lead
and my friends are all dead!
but at least she'd be healthy