Message To Loser

Loser!
(Huh?)
I have a message to tell you
(What is it?)
You’re the strongest, the brightest
The shining example

You’ve got more loving fans
Than our planet can handle
And they worship you
They’re stuck on you like superglue
Yes, your prowess is tried and true
You’re our idol cube
(Aw, thank you!)

Your authority made you
The head of The Losers
Now you beg for your praise
And you can’t be a chooser
All the votes are cast

Few from viewers that you’ve amassed
Loser, oh, how it’s felt so fast
Here’s some deja vu
Despite your popularity, you got-
(The second-most number of votes to stay?)
(No)

You assume that you’re so righteous
So blind to your lying
Did you honestly think
That you’d win without trying?
You said you played
With your toys at an earlier date
Than then they were actually made

Don’t
Think
We
Forgot
If that wasn’t enough
Yeah, you read Donut’s diary
(But it wasn’t like that)

Liar, liar, pants on Firey
(Not a great look, Loser)
It was all on tape
Loser, you’ve got yourself to blame
See BFB frame 168, 855
Truly
A
Have-Not
Despite your popularity, you got-
(Okay, the third-most number of votes to stay?)
(NO)

Did you think you’d B.R.B. when you left the E.X.I.T.?
(No, the E.X.I.T. is full)
Well
You fell from grace
So you’ll be our befitting contestant
Oh, Loser by name
Loser by nature
So guess what, Loser?
Despite your popularity, you got eliminated