Help Let Me Go

He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be
Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land
And he got bitten by a radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him
In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)

You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream

Like help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
You'll scream, help, let me go
Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me

She was just a lady, not a care in the world
'Till she saw some grown men (grown men), kidnapping a girl
She said help, let me go, so she sprung into action
Then she looked right at a necklace
And became Scarlett Johansson
Then she kicked all their asses, Varli, savior of the masses
Don't know where that necklace came from
Love more, hate less, that's the message
Dolphin Man saw her on TV and gave her a call
They formed the best crime-fighting team in the world (Ohh)

Then they saved the president from an alien race
It was all over the news, he was screaming in space

Like, help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
He said, help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, stop kidnapping me
Help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
He said, help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, stop kidnapping me