Change Machine

I ate my breakfast
And watched a TV show
Drank a pot of coffee
Got in my car and went off down the road

I cut all the ties that I've strung along
I cut all the ties that I've strung along
I cut all the ties that I've strung along
I cut all the ties

Every Dunkin' Donuts corner I'm makin' lefts
After every McDonalds I'm gonna turn right
And I ain't stopping 'till California
And everything's gonna be just the way that I like things to be

I bought me a shotgun
On my way through Ohio
Rolled on to the next town
Stopped the car and rolled down the windows

I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every fucking thing

Pull me down wife beater cop and with nothing said
I unzipped myself and I let him give me head
And as I left him there bleeding out on the car floor
He mumbled: I've never felt this way about another man before

I used to jerk off just to fucking people
Now i jerk off to people jerking off to me

Oh I'm a change machine
Better fucking listen to me
Oh I'm a change machine
Ohio I'm a change machine
Better fucking listen to me
I'm a change machine
Oh I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
Change
Oh I'm a change machine
Better fucking listen to me
Oh I'm a change machine
Ohio I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
I'm a change machine