If You Don't I Do

(If you don't, I do)
Every now and then, your ten-pound test breaks off
When it pulls too hard
There's been times when you leave that got-stuck
Chain hangin' up in the barn
Everybody lookin' for a Friday night party
On a hill with a bonfire view
That jacked-up deal's gonna look real good
In a field you got directions to
If you don't, I do

Got a long bed to get 'em piled up
A country song beggin' to be dialed up
Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up
Couple more than a few
If you don't, I do
Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out
Got a lip of dip if you run out
Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up
Roll it and take a toke too
If you don't, I do

Sometimes your Moon won't shine
And your Bic won't flick a flame
Might be outnumbered and need a little cover
When some punks run down your name
Man, you gotta look tough for these girls in the cut
Who ain't scared to scuff their boots
Remember when you're lookin' at one hotter than the Sun
Wishin' you had a pick-up line or two
If you don't, I do

Got a long bed to get 'em piled up
A country song beggin' to be dialed up
Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up
Couple more than a few
If you don't, I do
Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out
Got a lip of dip if you run out
Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up
Roll it and take a toke too
If you don't, I do
If you don't, I do

I got some cash, got some Hank, got your back, got your side
Got some gas in the tank if you wanna take a ride
Got some clear, got some beer if you ain't got a buzz
Some red for your neck, good time on deck, and plus

Got a long bed to get 'em piled up
A country song beggin' to be dialed up
Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up
Couple more than a few
If you don't, I do
Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out
Got a lip of dip if you run out
Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up
Roll it and take a toke too
If you don't, I do
Yeah
If you don't, I do