Universal Remote Control

We are choking on milk and honey
We are dieing of sex and money
I said, jimmy gimmie gimmie, i gotta, gotta get rich
Gimmie more money money like a dirty bitty itch
I gotta line my pockets cause life is a bitch
Unless you got some money

Now where's that monday in september
Now that's over you can't remember
You used to bitch about the government
Now you don't wanna go out anymore

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There's some dirty old men
Lick their tongues across a fanzine
The prom queen is selling a pre-teen zine
I'm a genie in a bottle
My survival is how bad you want me
I know it's crazy but come on daddy
Give it to me, give it to me, fast and dirty
I'm only sixteen and i just can't wait
I've got some amil-nitrate
I've got big dreams and i wanna date
I wanna date, hey baby

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Please somebody i hate this show
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We've been in for so long, have we all got it wrong
Everybody's got bodies and minds and souls
I can't wait till the day we can honestly say
I'm all good with you, i'm all good with you
(repeat verse)

And it's all over so let's begin again (repeat)
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