Nice Guys

Nice guys finish last that's
Why I'll treat you like trash it's
Not what I really want to do
But you only date bad guys so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to

I never open the door
Or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was, but I don't really care
And if you ever get cold
You'll just have to hack it
'Cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket!

Like woah!
You ain't sittin' up front!
Front is for the homies
You can sit in the trunk!
I never answer my phone
Whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last that's
Why I'll treat you like trash
Its' not what I really want to do
But you only date bad guys
So I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to

And I'ma beat you
In every competition!
Goin' out with the girls?
You better get my permission!
Wait no, I take that back you can't go
House is on tonight and that's my favorite show!
Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah you do!
Wait let me speak your language
Cows go mo!

Nice guys finish last that's
Why I'll treat you like trash it's
Not what I really want to do
But you only date bad guys so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to!

But behind the scenes
She means the world to me!
I wanna tell her that's she's beautiful
And show her that she's loved!
Hold her hand when shes scared
Tell her how much I care
But that won't win her heart, because

Nice guys finish last that's
Why I'll treat you like trash it's
Not what I really want to do!
You only date bad guys so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to!
(Hoe!)