Jax Toy

(Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?
Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays
Maybe you could waste your time doing something mature, like taxes?
But I know, you won’t)

What's got you fuming, buddy?
What’s got you raging, dude?
Did something piss you off
You better learn to cope soon!

This place eats dopes for breakfast
You’ll need some thicker skin
Cause if you’re angry now
Imagine how you’ll feel when

You check your bedroom and it’s crawling with snakes

(¡Jax!)

When every step you takes a face full of rakes

(Ough! Ugggh)

When even seats are threatening a certain sound
You’re entertainment who even needs a clown

(Do you have any other way of entertaining yourself that doesn’t involve torturing people?)
(No)

Get your Jax toy
Get a little laugh boy
So you’re not down to clown
Well I won’t let that get me down

I’m your Jax toy
Have a little laugh boy
I’d say im sorry
But it’s not that kinda party

Wait, please give me a second
So let me get this straight
The mini jester thinks
There’s a solution to our fate?

Wait wait, let’s hear her out
Got nothing here but time
Just let us in on what
Will save us here, we missed a sign?

(You hear that audience
You’re in for a show)

We’re breaking numbers
But we’re suffering though
And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
I think I’ll join you, giving a little beam

What is it?
Are you crying from the
Jab to the side?
Can’t handle snide comments
Looking to confide in Ragatha?
Good luck with that to ya
I’m giving gold to those
Misfortunate enough to
End up in a circus
From a rancid purchase of a headset
Just my luck had gone and cursed us

You wanna smile?
And ease your mind?
Then lighten up
So says my sign

(Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted.)

Get your Jax toy
Get a little laugh boy
So you’re not down to clown
Well, I won’t let that get me down

I’m your Jax toy
Have a little laugh boy
I’d say I'm sorry
But it’s not that kinda party

Yep, that’s me
I’ll keep you company
Still me