ShadyXV

ShadyXV

ShadyXV

I'm liable to start a violent spark with a silent thought
I'm liable to start a violent spark with a silent thought
I disgust you like dialogue from The Shop to The Wired Frog
I disgust you like dialogue from The Shop to The Wired Frog
Night club, shit, I was taught if your CD's on fire
Night club, shit, I was taught if your CD's on fire
You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no fire department
You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no fire department

So you might not hear sirens at all
So you might not hear sirens at all
But don't be alarmed if I sound off
But don't be alarmed if I sound off
Something just ain't right with me, dawg
Something just ain't right with me, dawg
A martyr on a private charter, whose life could be harder?
A martyr on a private charter, whose life could be harder?
Widely regarded highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
Widely regarded highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded

But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self righteous
But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self righteous
I might just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit
I might just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit
Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
I'll fuck around and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
I'll fuck around and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm going in shock
Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm going in shock
Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic
Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic
No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from movement
No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from movement
Cause I have no room for improvement
Cause I have no room for improvement

I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and boxed it
I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and boxed it
Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the content
Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the content
Bar exam, start of insanity
Bar exam, start of insanity
Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
Shark mandibles, lambs to the slaughter
Shark mandibles, lambs to the slaughter
Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets

Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
But that gal has some knockers
But that gal has some knockers
I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm conscious
I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm conscious
What happened, doc? I passed out again
What happened, doc? I passed out again
Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked
Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked
Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun
Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun

Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
Too close to the StairMaster
Too close to the StairMaster
Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover
Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover
No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, giraffe and a dolphin
Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, giraffe and a dolphin
Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop crotches
Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop crotches
Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the Parkers
Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the Parkers
But it's like being overstaffed at a boxing gym
But it's like being overstaffed at a boxing gym
With all these trainers, but I don't have any boxers
With all these trainers, but I don't have any boxers
And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still wasted
And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still wasted
Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious
Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious

Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my nostrils?
Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my nostrils?
Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle a mall
Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle a mall
I’ll stand there and yell that at a wall
I’ll stand there and yell that at a wall
Until the mannequin doll scatter and the inanimate objects
Until the mannequin doll scatter and the inanimate objects
That I'm battering all shatter and fall
That I'm battering all shatter and fall

Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped
Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped
I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked up to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell
I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked up to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell
But I sure as hell got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped
But I sure as hell got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped
And I'd catch the battery charge, but
And I'd catch the battery charge, but
I got a hunch like your back when it's arching
I got a hunch like your back when it's arching
When I start attacking your squadron
When I start attacking your squadron
You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging
You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging
So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you
So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you
Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers

So get the sack of Wisconsin
So get the sack of Wisconsin
That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding?
That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding?
You faggots are all gonna do my bidding
You faggots are all gonna do my bidding
Don't get dragged to the auction
Don't get dragged to the auction
Neiman Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all
Neiman Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all
I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch this
I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch this
Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping
In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping

Affable guy next door is laughable
Affable guy next door is laughable
My next whore's gonna have mechanical arms
My next whore's gonna have mechanical arms
That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
No emotion hence I guess this sick prick dies hard
No emotion hence I guess this sick prick dies hard
I got a Magic Johnson
I got a Magic Johnson
It's like a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me
It's like a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out
Holding a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me
Holding a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me
I'll laugh in response to how she dances and flaunts it around me
I'll laugh in response to how she dances and flaunts it around me

Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
And Madonna with mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist
And Madonna with mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist
I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
Just so happens she's fond of algae
Just so happens she's fond of algae
Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete
Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete
Complete lack of responsibility
Complete lack of responsibility

Half you assholes ain't strong enough to pick up a spirit
Half you assholes ain't strong enough to pick up a spirit
Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop
Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop
But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy
But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy
Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my thing is this now
Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my thing is this now
Five-finger discount
Five-finger discount
Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's easy
Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's easy
Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery
Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery
Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
("Em") Paul was scared that if I went back to the blonde
("Em") Paul was scared that if I went back to the blonde
I might relapse, get on some bullshit
I might relapse, get on some bullshit
Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts at Action Bronson
Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts at Action Bronson
Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
And have some back and forths
And have some back and forths
And record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse
And record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse
And perform "Fack" in concert
And perform "Fack" in concert
["Fack" plays]
["Fack" plays]

Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits album
Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits album

Now that was awesome
Now that was awesome
It takes some massive balls to do some shit like that
It takes some massive balls to do some shit like that
Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
(I'll stick around)
(I'll stick around)

And put up with my crap so long for
And put up with my crap so long for
What's the attraction, mama?
What's the attraction, mama?
Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual quadruple entendre
Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual quadruple entendre
Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama?
Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama?
Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh
Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh
Still get along with this voice cause that's the monster
Still get along with this voice cause that's the monster
So do-si-do with a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that
So do-si-do with a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that
What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
She loves the way I lie
She loves the way I lie
Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow

Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
That my disguise is pants, but they on fire
That my disguise is pants, but they on fire
So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off (fart sound)
So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off (fart sound)

Sabotage Christmas, crap in your stocking
Sabotage Christmas, crap in your stocking
I'm wrapping up all the presents
I'm wrapping up all the presents
In fucking camouflage so you can't even find 'em
In fucking camouflage so you can't even find 'em
Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off
Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off
Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Beyond
Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Beyond
Put the basket back while the bath salt packets are gone, I
Put the basket back while the bath salt packets are gone, I
Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
But classic rock acid rap is the genre
But classic rock acid rap is the genre
Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith
Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith
And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Chocula
And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Chocula
Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em
Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em
Smack Kim Basinger on a ass....
Smack Kim Basinger on a ass....