Santa Ana Winds

What's with these Santa Ana Winds?
What's with the staff at Pannikin?
California gotta warn ya
Catalina's getting meaner and La Jolla's got a bad case of the spins

Happy Hurricanes and percolator drips…
And don't forget to tip!

What's with these fashion magazines?
They smell like passionfruit and real cool teens
Everybody wants a honey, but the covergirl's a dummy
And it figures she's got bruises on her knees…

Pretty boobies and a perfect SAT score
Who could ask for more?

What's with my stupid six month lease?
What's with this recent rent increase?
I don't mean to keep on bitchin', but it's raining in the kitchen
Chicken little says the ceiling's caving in

I want to go
Home Sweet Home!!!