Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
What a cheek
Undertaking anyone at 70
What a laugh
Splashing through the gravel as you barrel past
Saints above
Popping on the poppers of your driving glove, glove
Jelly Bean
Air freshener swinging in your window screen
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Speaker phone
Speaking very, very loudly on your speaker phone
What a day
Everything is lovely on the motorway
But I, I was hoping for a change of heart
I, I was looking for a little direction
Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5
No one else is on it
It's an open wide motorway
Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5
No one else is on it
It's an open wide motorway
Cruise control
Spend the extra money on your cruise control
What a treat
Stretching in your butter leather bucket seat
I, I was hoping for a change of heart
I, I was looking for a little direction
Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5
No one else is on it
It's an open wide motorway
Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5
No one else is on it
It's an open wide motorway
He's on for a personal best when someone outside of Aldershot
He fails to notice a mini roundabout. Then his steering goes light
And as he soars beyond the central reservation going up and up and up
He sees his shoelaces are undone.
It's funny the things you notice
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5
No one else is on it
It's an open wide motorway