Bastard Of Rome

Load it up
Where’s Will?
Where’s John?
They’re lost
And Jakub is so tired
I’ve got my Fluffwheels
I’ve got 2 records to go
So get in the van
Go!

There’s a madman at the club tonight
He says the fondue is delight
We saw a castle
We saw the bastard of Rome
He tried to kick through our van
No!