Charlie 'N Charlie

Charlie 'n charlie are twins
You can never tell where charlie ends and charlie begins
The search is on; charlie looks for charlie in vain, no game
'Cos charlie 'n charlie are the same

Collecting driftwood down by the shore
Charlie thought he'd open a store
Across the sands his first customer approaching on his hands, (tin can)
Charlie faced charlie like a man

I saw charlie jump and holler
When charlie dropped a dollar down his collar
"You spoiled my neck! It'll never be the same again - (no blame)
'Cos your neck and my neck are the same"