Haus Of Holbein

[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Welcome to the house

[TODAS]
To the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Hans Holbein goes around the world

[CATHERINE PARR]
Painting all of the beautiful girls

[ANNE BOLEYN]
From Spain

[JANE SEYMOUR]
To France

[ANNE OF CLEVES]
And Germany

[KATHERINE HOWARD]
The king chooses one

[TODAS]
But which one will it be?

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON & ANNE BOLEYN]
You bring the corsets

[JANE SEYMOUR & ANNE OF CLEVES]
We'll bring the cinches

[CATHERINE PARR]
No one wants a waist over nine inches

[TODAS MENOS KATHERINE HOWARD]
So what, the makeup contains lead poison?

[KATHERINE HOWARD]
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in

[TODAS]
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'

[CATHERINE PARR]
'Cause now you're in the house

[TODAS]
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein

[ANNE BOLEYN]
We must make sure the princesses look great
When their time comes for a Holbein portrait

[ANNE OF CLEVES]
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up

[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Ja, it's wunderbar

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
For blonder hair, then you just add a magical ingredient

[JANE SEYMOUR]
From your bladder

[CATHERINE PARR]
Try these heels, so high it's naughty

[TODAS]
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty

Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'

[CATHERINE PARR]
'Cause now you're in the house

[TODAS]
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein