Floyd The Barber
Bell on door clanks: Come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's butt
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Floyd o Barbeiro
O sininho na porta toca: Pode entrar
Floyd observa meu queixo cabeludo
Sente-se na cadeira, não tenha medo
Toalha quente fumegando no meu rosto
Fui barbeado
Fui barbeado
Fui barbeado
Barney me amarra à cadeira
Não consigo enxergar, estou morrendo de medo
Floyd respira forte, ouço um zipper
Piupiu pressionando meus lábios
Fui humilhado
Fui humilhado
Fui humilhado
Sinto outras presenças no salão
Opey, Tia Bee, presumo
Eles se revezam em me esquartejar
Morro sufocado na bunda de Andy
Fui barbeado
Fui barbeado
Fui barbeado