Eat Randy

The menu at this restaurant
Has everything you’d ever want
But nothing that quite fancies me

I do not want the steak bearnaise
I do not want the duck flambé
These specials don’t sound special to me

I’d rather eat randy
I’d rather eat randy
I’d rather eat randy, randy randy
I’d rather eat randy, randy randy

God is great
God is good
Let us thank him for this randy
Amen

Randy is a three course meal
Plus desert to seal the deal
Oh, and i’ll be needing a to-go box
M-hmm

I’d rather eat randy
I’d rather eat randy
I’d rather eat randy, randy randy
I’d rather eat randy, randy randy

Happy birthday, randy
Randy, it’s so good to see you
Would you like to ride my bicycle?
Randy, wish me a happy anniversary, would you?
Randy, would you like to go on a picnic with me?
Randy, we’re so proud of you, randy

Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy
Eat, randy

I’d rather eat randy
I’d rather eat randy
I’d rather eat randy, randy randy
I’d rather eat randy, randy randy

I’d rather eat randy
I’d rather eat randy
I’d rather eat randy, randy randy
I’d rather eat randy, randy randy