Tale Of Mary Drew
The time has come to tell you of the tale of Mary Drew
Who buried 16 husbands at the age of 22
Some say that she is a monster
The evil widowed Bride
But you’ll find there’s more to it when you hear how they all died
At 16 she met Charles it was Love at first sight
They marry Sunday morning and they buried him that night
They all thought it Tragic but none thought it foul play
Until six months later on her second wedding Day
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
There was a James and a Brian
And now they’re all dead
Barry was a strapping lad as strong as any ox
But after Just two days with her He wound up in a Box
The Police they were alerted and Just had to come around
But a poor sad Widow was all the coppers found
They looked for clues each time But never found a trace
Each husband was found naked with a smile on his face
They put the clues together, an answer came to light
None of these men could handle one of Mary’s wedding nights
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
There was a James and a Brian
And now they’re all dead
Now Michael was what some of you might call a ladies man
Said Mary Just need taming and I have the perfect plan
Well, they heard him beg for mercy and then beg her not to stop
So unless his plan was suicide I guess it was a flop
It see Mary she was packin some extraordinary heat
And only the bravest would slip between her sheets
16 men went to heaven, right before each die
But she was always happy to become a new man’s bride
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
There was a James and a Brian
And now they’re all dead
Willy was a clockmaker as punctual as could be
And so they were married at precisely 10 past three
When He went to the bedroom He knew He was tempting fate
Next morning for the first time that poor Willy He was late
Mathew was a blacksmith and a bitter angry man
His neighbors they suggested that he asks for Mary’s hand
When they put him down to rest He was grinning ear to ear
And the neighbors all let loose with a very tasteful cheer
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
There was a James and a Brian
And now they’re all dead
Well I had to know though I don’t mean to be obscene
And she agreed that I would be her number 17
So we were married Sunday, I was ready for the thrill
And they buried her at Monday by the tree up on the Hill
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
There was a James a Brian and Mary Drew
And now they’re all dead
Conto De Mary Drew
Chegou a hora de contar sobre a história de Mary Drew
Quem enterrou 16 maridos com 22 anos de idade
Alguns dizem que ela é um monstro
O malvado noiva viúva
Mas você descobrirá que há mais quando ouvir como todos morreram
Aos 16 anos ela conheceu Charles foi amor à primeira vista
Eles se casam domingo de manhã e eles enterraram ele naquela noite
Todos pensaram que Trágico, mas nenhum pensou em jogo sujo
Até seis meses depois, em seu segundo dia de casamento
Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
Houve um James e um Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortos
Barry era um rapaz forte e forte como qualquer boi
Mas depois de apenas dois dias com ela Ele acabou em uma caixa
A polícia eles foram alertados e só tinha que vir
Mas uma pobre Viúva triste foi todos os policiais encontrados
Eles procuraram pistas a cada vez Mas nunca encontraram um traço
Cada marido foi encontrado nu com um sorriso no rosto
Eles colocaram as pistas juntas, uma resposta veio à tona
Nenhum desses homens poderia lidar com uma das noites de núpcias de Maria
Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
Houve um James e um Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortos
Agora Michael era o que alguns de vocês poderiam chamar de homem das mulheres
Disse Mary Só precisa domar e eu tenho o plano perfeito
Bem, eles o ouviram implorar por misericórdia e, em seguida, implorando para não parar
Então, a menos que seu plano fosse suicídio, eu acho que foi um fracasso
Veja Mary ela estava embalando algum calor extraordinário
E apenas os mais corajosos escorregariam entre seus lençóis
16 homens foram para o céu, antes de morrerem
Mas ela sempre foi feliz em se tornar noiva de um novo homem
Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
Houve um James e um Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortos
Willy era um relojoeiro espanchol (?) Como poderia ser
E assim eles se casaram precisamente às dez e dez
Quando ele foi para o quarto Ele sabia que ele estava tentando o destino
Na manhã seguinte, pela primeira vez que o pobre Willy He estava atrasado
Mathew era um ferreiro e um homem irritado e amargo
Seus vizinhos sugeriram que ele pede a mão de Maria
Quando eles o colocaram para descansar Ele estava sorrindo de orelha a orelha
E os vizinhos todos soltam com um elogio muito bom gosto
Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
Houve um James e um Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortos
Bem, eu tinha que saber que não quero ser obsceno
E ela concordou que eu seria o seu número 17
Então nos casamos domingo, eu estava pronto para a emoção
E eles a enterraram na segunda-feira perto da árvore na colina
Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
Houve um James a Brian e Mary Drew
E agora eles estão todos mortos