Tater Haters

Who doesn't like potatoes?
(tater haters! seriously)
Who doesn't like potatoes?

I like my french fries... a la mode
Potato chips with my sushi rolls
I don't know how anyone says no
To mashed potatoes with some escargot

Tater haters
They must be out of their minds
Tater haters
You know it's just not right
Tater haters
It's nothing less than evil
Not liking tater tots should be illegal

Who doesn't like potatoes?
(i don't know)
Who doesn't like potatoes?

Potato ice cream is what i like
Scalloped potatoes peanut butter on rye
It's a food group... all unto itself
I never want to eat anything else

Tater haters
They must be out of their minds
Tater haters
You know it's just not right
Tater haters
It's nothing less than evil
Not liking tater tots should be illegal

Who doesn't like potatoes?
(seriouly, i don't know)
Who doesn't like potatoes?
(what's wrong with you!?)

I don't understand
Someone's got to stop it
I think it's so sad
A cheese fry unwanted
Let me hear potato lovers everywhere
Scream it out, put your hands up in the air
Deep-fried, any time, every way is how i like
Give 'em to me day and night

Who doesn't like potatoes?
(i don't know)
Who doesn't like potatoes?
(come on!)
Who doesn't like potatoes?
(i don't know anyone)
Who doesn't like potatoes?
(ugh!)

I like em baked, filled with whip cream
Potato pancakes with re-fried beans
Don't know how anyone could say a bad word
Who doesn't like potatoes... for dessert

Tater haters
They must be out of their minds
Tater haters
You know it's just not right
Tater haters
It's nothing less than evil
Not liking tater tots should be illegal

Who doesn't like potatoes?
(i don't know)
Who doesn't like potatoes?
(it's impossible!)
Who doesn't like potatoes?
(i really don't know)
Who doesn't like potatoes?
(seriously?)