Buy Me A Drink

Well there's a bar stool here with my name written on it
Won't you go and buy me a drink?
I've been waiting it's a long time coming
Been a long time coming I think

The TV's on, they sing a song 'bout how they'll be here 'fore long
But I don't pay attention baby, though I'm not about to tell you they're wrong

Well there's a bar stool here with my name written on it
Won't you go and save me a seat?
I haven't been here in while, but it doesn't matter
I've got a hundred receipts

From all the Jack that I've drank, all the food I've thrown up
It's on the minds of the people you see
They'll tell you stories whether they're true or not, they're always
So entertaining for me

'Cause it's a long life ahead of us from this morning on