[Trent]
I’m just a boy in love!
[Dancers]
La-la-la-lovey dove!
[Trent]
I can’t be held responsible
For my actions!
[Dancers]
He’s a male ingenue!
[Trent]
I have no underlying
Issues to address
I’m certifiably cute
And adorably obsessed!
[Dancers]
They say love
Makes you crazy
Therefore you can’t
Call him crazy!
‘Cuz when you
Call him crazy
You’re just
Calling him in love!
[Trent]
Blam!