It Can't Be True

[Molly]
Oh, hey, Lucy
What's up?

[Lucy]
Check this out
I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte
Who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra

[Molly]
Kendra? No! What?

[Lucy]
Alright, I'll tell you
But remember
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her

'Cause she said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standing face to face
Laughing, and talking, and holding hands
Slipping all the way to first base!

But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her

[Molly]
Kendra and Evan?

[Lucy]
Yep

[Molly]
But what about Brett?

[Lucy]
Oh, I know! She is so full of it!
But really, really, really don't say anything

[Molly]
Of course not! I won't say a word

[Cassie]
Hello?

[Molly]
Cassie?

[Lucy]
Charlotte!

Cassie and Charlotte
Yo!

[Molly]
Everything Charlotte says is a lie

[Lucy]
Everything Molly says

[Molly and Lucy]
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

[Molly]
Everything Charlotte says is a lie

[Lucy]
Everything Molly says is a lie

[Molly and Lucy]
You better not believe her

[Molly]
'Cause I just heard that

[Molly and Lucy]
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan

[Molly]
On their bikes
Having a little race

[Lucy]
Molly saw Kendra at the park
Letting Evan get to second base!

[Molly]
But everything Charlotte says is a lie

[Molly and Lucy]
You better not believe her

[Girls]
Holy macaroni
No, it can't be true
No, you can't repeat a single word I'm telling you
And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor

[Charlotte]
Everything Cassie says is a lie

[Cassie]
Everything Molly says is a lie

[Lucy]
Everything Charlotte says

[Girls]
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

[Molly]
Making up stories, I don't know why

[Girls]
You better not believe her

[Lucy]
So don't think nothing

[Charlotte]
She just told me

[Molly]
She said she saw

[Girls]
Kendra and Evan at the game
And they vanished without a trace
When she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Letting Evan get to third base!

[All]
Holy macaroni! No, it can't be true
There's an awful lot of trouble they can get into
And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor?

[Eddie]
Everything Kendra says is a lie

[Eddie and Malcolm]
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

[Malcolm]
Doing the tongue with some other guy

[Eddie and Malcolm]
You better believe it

[All]
'Cause he said
She saw
She said
She saw
He said
He saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
At the movies
At the zoo

[Lucy]
And I just saw them, right now!